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ALEX WURZER COOLIO

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BRITISH CRUMPETS(:
 a while ago
"and then alex turned into a person, and set fire to the pile of dirt because sh ewas poopy loppy. THE END"
 a while ago
"now there was this thing called...the meghan.see? i dont even want to spell her name right! she is this big pile of dirt randomly in the road and she just spits dirt on these kids. one time she tripped a puppy and spit on it with her dirt"
 a while ago
"there was this thing named reeree and she was a piece of doggy you-know-whats layin on the road. she was all smashed and run over.
"alex, you just so cool and all, and i wish i was you because your so perfect and ahhh its just makes me cry how cool you are!""
 a while ago
"reegan i dont want to be in your group"
THE TICKLISH OLD IRISH MAN
 a while ago
"well the problem with this was, of course, the dog was blind so he couldnt do that"
 a while ago
"the old man found the homeless alex on the curb, sleeping next to some blind dog."
 a while ago
"and bild a hotel and fix up a boat and then yeah"
 a while ago
""oh deary my child what shallith i doith""
 a while ago
"The little offened laprechaun spit in Maria's face and called him some very nastey, and too evil to repeat words."
ALEX LOVES MATH
 a while ago
"no im dumb"
 a while ago
"got a 799 in the MCA test and reegan made her jump out the window and get hit by a car"
HOW A CATS SUICIDE
 a while ago
"fell out of his cat car seat"
THE END OF THE WORLD
 a while ago
"very nice serg"
CHEESE
 a while ago
"cheese cheese"
REEEEE
 a while ago
"woah "
 a while ago
"there once was a girl named ree. one day she had to pee( in math). she stalks alex wurzer so now alex has to pee"
UGLY CATS
 a while ago
"no his name was jacob"
OSTRICHES DONT LIKE KETCHUP
 a while ago
"they told me"
CHIPPER SKIPPER
 a while ago
"or happy"
 a while ago
"and then reegan left"
 a while ago
"then she cried out hot sauce."
 a while ago
"Chipper Skipper is a happy young laddy living in the hills of Ireland"
FAT BOY ADVENTURES
 a while ago
"until he ran out of twinkies. he needed to get more, but he was so fat he couldnt get out of bed to get the twinkies"
NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS!!:D
 a while ago
"where do you live my new best friend?"
THE PSYCO MANIAC MONKEY
 a while ago
"crayyyyyyy"
THE SAD CAT WHO THOUGHT HE WAS SAD BUT HE WAS REALLY A DERP
 a while ago
"da end"
 a while ago
"the ketcup was now covered in vomit"
 a while ago
"the cat pooped out ketchup to make the mustard happy"
OLIVIA IS YEAH
 a while ago
"agooooooooooooooooooooooop"
 a while ago
"my names olivia and i always am i alexes way agoo"
SCARED
 a while ago
"except theres this girl anemed kyra who run like a grandma who is constapated."
TAKEN
 a while ago
"grrrrrr said the mann"
REEGAN
 a while ago
"My name is reegan and i am..."
FUNNY THINGS TO DO :)
 a while ago
"fall "
THIS KID NAMED JAYCE WHO THINKS HE HAS SWAG
 a while ago
"cry me a river "
OLD PEOPLE ARE WRINKLY
 a while ago
""this is crazy!" the old man said. he was so excited and leaping up and down when diaster struck. the old man clutched his chest as he fell to the floor. he had a heart attack."
 a while ago
"" you know what? YOUR FULL OF BALONGE MR. SURGEON MAN!" the now feminine old man screamed."
 a while ago
"then he realized ProActive is for acne, so he decided to get Botox instead."
THE DARK NIGHT
 a while ago
"and now im in heaven."
 a while ago
""well i shal walkith with you my child!" a voice says. as i turned around, and old, hunched over, lady appears next to me. "great..." i say to the lady unexcitedly."
A DAY IN THE STARS
 a while ago
"I lept into the spaceship awaiting in my front yard and stared at the complicated controls."how am I going to drive this thing?" i think to myself."
THE LONELY BANANA :(
 a while ago
""OH MY GOD Campbell soup can look at this straw. its just so....black in color!" the juicebox said."
THE MAGICAL MUSTACHE
 a while ago
"and of course, the sixth wish, is something everything needs. TO SHUT YOUR FACES FOREVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRR!"
 a while ago
"the first wish was for a gold bar of soap."
MR. FLUFFELS
 a while ago
"unfortunatly, the Fluffels are vegatarians, so they began to starve in the bacon cages."
 a while ago
"Mr. Fluffels is the king of the Fluffels, in Fluffeland of course.one day the magic bunny tribe attacks the small Fluffel tribe "
THE GAME
 a while ago
"What sounded like a dog bark in the background turned out to be your mom, yelling at you to shoot."
CAT MAN
 a while ago
"This cat likes to chase mice."