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KRISTOPHER W.

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THE REPETITION STORY
 a while ago
""Hey!"
"Hey."
"Can you say repeat for me?"
"Repeat."
"Can you say repeat for me?"
"Repeat."
"Can you say repeat for me?"
"Repeat?"
"Can you say repeat for me?"
"Repeat."
"
YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN
 a while ago
"It's your first day of college, and everybody already hates you because of what you did that day before when everybody was getting there stuff together."
THOMAS JEFFERSON WALKS TO ROME TO SMELL A CHICKEN
 a while ago
""We're off to smell the chicken!" They all sing, "The wonderful chicken of Rome!"
"I wonder if someone will ever take this song that we just made up and put it into some sort of movie that will become very famous and be remade and be parodied many times?" said Thomas Jefferson, interrupting their "a work in progress" song.
"Whaaaaat!?" said Thomas Jefferson's copper-man companion, "That'll never happen!" And they went off again, the copper-man, the cowardice tiger (NOT A LION), the not-so-scary scarecrow, and Thomas Jefferson, with his red ruby-cover tap shoes that won't come off since they were two sizes too small."
RIDING CATS
 a while ago
". Until they were stopped in their tracks by a 1000000 feet tall dragon that came up right through the ground like magic. Luckily, since they were so high up, they were all still above the dragon so they had the higher air"
THE MAN IN THE SUIT
 a while ago
"He got up just like any ordinary day. But this was no ordinary day, this was the day something huge was about to happen, but he wouldn't know that because it hadn't happened yet. "
AND IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM...
 a while ago
""Good night, sweetie." His mom says, still tucking him in.
"Good night, Mom." the six year old boy said to his mother. When he fell asleep, not even a second went by before he woke up, but when he did, he was 21 years old!"
THE BASEBALL FAN
 a while ago
"He walks up to the ticket booth, hands him the ticket, and walks in the rotating door. He sees all the different sorts of food places there and is amazed. Luckily he brought a ton of money, because he wants to try every one of the foods here, but first he needs to find his seat."