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BILL BAILEY BITES THE DUST
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- a while ago
Bill Bailey found his first job, rented his own apartment,
bought a car and thought he had

it made. Eight months later he was back home with his
parents. He didn't realize it takes

both dollars and ‘sense’ to make it on your own
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One Day Billy
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goes to the market and buys a lottery ticket. That night they announce the winning numbers and he wins. He goes to cash in his prize but is mugged on the way. They steal the ticket, his wallet, and his shirt.
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When he returns home his mom hits him because he isn't wearing a shirt.
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He cries like a little baby and goes home to his parents. They talk to him and tell him it's okay. He goes back to work the next day
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So his dad beats him too
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He calls his grandma to come over the house
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then his grandma comes and beats him to
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then he goes home from work and eats dinner in the basement next to the water heater
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then the heater EXPLODES
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He had a cat named garfield who didnt like him so he locked him outside his room
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then he goes outside for a walk
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Then the muggers get angry because he doesnt have anything for them to steal
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They beat him up and he began to head back home
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and gets hit by a truck
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After getting he by a truck a gang mugs him agin
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this time he loses his pants
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He tries to walk home agin
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But when he is walking he gets severely injured by being hit by a bus
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He got robed and a hacker got control of his bank account and stole all his money
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so now he is broke.
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Then he goes for a walk, and gets hit by a bus. and after the ambulance is called, he gets hit by the ambulance.
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then his grandma punches him in the face
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and limping home and gets mugged a third time
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He finds christ gets back on his feet and becomes a world renowned lawyer
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like a baby
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then he gets mugged and loses faith
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because his mcdoanalds job didnt go well
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and he couldnt flip burgers very well
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Then he too the local zoo because he loves animals!! He slips into the Lion pen at night and gets mauled.He goes to the hospital and they kick him out because he cannot pay.He then goes back to the zoo and someone accidentally let out the Bengal Tigers.He then gets attacked, so he runs to his only friend for help.His friend gets him back on track....
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he then eats soup from the garbage
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So he gets a job at Walmart. Where a customer slapped him cause she didn't like his outfit.
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as the ambulance is driving to the hospital, the doors on the ambulance fly open and he flys out and gets hit by another car
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they go on a honeymoon
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Then they live in the basement of her mom's house
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now he has a boy friend again
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Continue the story ... he goes to the movies to watch army of darkness from the 80's
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Continue the story ... he also loves jesus
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and tacos rain supreme
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so his wife divorces him
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Billy goes to the cops and they don't believe him and then Billy is driving. While he is driving he is crying and then he hits the car with the people who stole his ticket. Then they get out and Billy get out and both of their cars blows up. And Billy gets sued for all of his money and the lottery ticket got blown up with the cars. There for Billy has nothing.
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Gets mugged again
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and again
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while living with his mom and wife he wins the lottery for 3.2 million
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and again
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and again
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Continue the story ... mel gibson's the passion changes his life and he becomes a born again christian
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His boyfriend then leaves him for his mother
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But then he got hit by a train... while on a bus... and has to pay 3.2 million for his hospital bills.
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He then jumps a cliff
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Then he marries his dog
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Then he gets shoot.
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But the dog dies
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and now all 3 of them are going out
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TACOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mind = blown mind = blown
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he decides he wants a job at taco bell
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tHE BUS FROM BEFORE RUNS THEM ALL OVER AND THEY ALL GET MUGGED
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TACO
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so he gets into guns and gose crassy and kills the muggers and x wife
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he is on his way to rob a bank.
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billy decides to become an alcoholic and steals 350 dollars from his grandma
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then he whines to a ''friend'' on the street and they beat him up
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At taco bell, the building explodes and he is severely injured again.
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the taco falls in the trash
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After all of these problems he learns that his life wasnt meant to be so he jumps off mount everest 5 times but he still doesnt die and he runs in front of buses and trucks and still doesnt die which makes him very sad until he just tries to sleep the rest of his life away
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so he pays taxes
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no tacos suck it all about quesadillas
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Then he finds a new boyfriend.
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He chokes on a taco so he can no longer work at the taco shop.
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HE THEN MUST PAY HIS CELL PHONE BILL
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TACOS ROCK!
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and there gay together.
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but his cell phone explodes
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homoooooooooooooos
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he fills for bankruptcy cuz his house blew up
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and his pet cheetah eats him
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then he runs across the world in 2 hours
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his dog left him for another chiwawa
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he finds jesusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss for a third time
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But then, after all these injuries. His mom dies.
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dose anyone know what race billy is?
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and some guy dressed as a taco beats the crap out of him
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he goes to church and becomes straight
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and goes to church and pays the taxes
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and then he gets a new car
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Continue the story ...he pays his taxes for the rent and stuff
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HE GETS AN APARTMENT WITH HIS NEW BOYFREIND
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for the last time
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what if we can breathe in space and the government lied to us. whoa bro
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He finds love but it fails so he lives with his widowed mother to help pay bills
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but then he wrecks the car off a bridge.. into freezing cold water, where he gets hypothermia
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He lives a happy life for an hour until he dies as a result of a heart attack from having so much to do
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when he finally gets to the hospital, he gets punched by the doctor, and he gets kidnapped by the mafia. he gets shot in the foot and screams like a girl. he then gets pushed off of a cliff and gets ran over by the roadrunner and wyllie ccyote. he then fells so sorry for himself that he moves in with his parents, and he then gets taken by cows in franklin county
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then an alligator bits his leg off
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He gets fired attacked buy a vampire ,mugged ,chokes on a taco ,Pays taxes ,gets a lotto ticket ,wins 15 trillion dollars ,puts 3 trillion in the NYSE ,and starts a colony on mars
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Then he runs for president and wins by default
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but then ... he gets a new dog, which attacks him in the face, and his face is so mutated he is unreckonizable
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naww imm god i cant help it
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pays taxes on 12 bil only has 3 cents now hahahahhahahahahahaha
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but only because his aponant gets hit by a bus
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but then on mars he floats away and continues to float to this day.
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and then everyone dies
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billy gains 600 pounds
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He leaves a 20 million dollar life insurance policy to his dog and its companion.(I guess he finally did something right) lol
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he finally reached a planet full of looney toon characters, and elmer fud shoots him in the leg.
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gets dumped by his boyfriend and tred suicide
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GreatSnake1025 will you stop posting about Christ
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He then lives a wonderful life on mars :))
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oprah shakes his hand he passes out flat on the floor and his dog comes back to life and licks his face
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You people are confusing
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mars explodes
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He falls into space and orbits the sun
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He then lives on earth again and walks home but gets mugged.
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so he is a mexican and he has a green card so he is hear leagly but he misses his family ands sends monny to them every month
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elmer fud holds billy captive today and wants one million trillion dollars. and yes i just copied doctor evil from austin powers.
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the he dies and his dog get all of his money
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He loses his last penny in space
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he invests money in Skull Candy and loses all of it
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he is related to osama bin laden
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talk about economics people thats the whole pou=it of this so every body shut uppp
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He then is deported back to mexico for mugging the governor of Hawaii
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then he meets osama and spongebob
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HOW IN THE WORLD DID THIS GET STARTED
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talk about ecomnomics
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Then Patrick shoves ice cream in his face
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but when he mugged the gov thay never found the 12 mill and his family is now the richest pepol im mehico
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then he shaves his head bald and says he did it to be like britney spears
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He is put in Solitary confinement
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he invests a penny in apple stock and end up paying 150000 dollars
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he tells pres Obama that he needs to move on and stop trying be the president
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talk about eco
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He then has a party and invites the governor from every state and ties them up and ransoms them back to the us
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Obama or Romney? VOTE NOW!!!!!!!!
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be4 or after he has 3 kids?
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Then He becomes the first president that is president for 10 terms
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Uh oh this is going political
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romney
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After he had 1 but before the other two
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obama
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I VOTE NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OBAMA 2012
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then he lives in a nice house with his family
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so how much did he ransom them off for cus i wold pay him to take oboma
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Obama wins the election so Billy moves to Canada
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vote
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15,000,000 for every senator
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In Canada Billy gets hit by a plane
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he is not gonna get payed
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Billy dies at 150 in canada!!! THE END (PS. He haunts the graveyard eternally)
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who will win between Russia and the U.S.?
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So he keeps them and they live in his basement foreverTHE END!!!!!
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Russia
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billy, Obama and osama are all brothers
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I say the U.S. would win, because we have a mass military force. we could take over the world if we wanted to.
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Billy takes over the moon
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why is everyone getting into a political discussion? this is class work.
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why the moon? the moon is stupid because it is uninhabittable
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no Billy is like superman, he can do whatever he wants to
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Billy then decides to go to to college to pursue a career in Chemistry, to work with the diffusion of chemical bonds.
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He needed money and tried to get a part time job to support his studies.
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he gets high on pernment marks
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he gets his life together and builds a house on the moon
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studies of what Obama plans to destroy the world
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he lives on the moon duhhhh
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billy needs to stop being so self- absorb and move on with life
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but he is emotionally scarred
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Then he discovers that bananas can fly.
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Billy now stalks kids and tries to ruin peoples life. Billy wishes he had a normal and easy life but unfortunately it was never normal except for before he started school. Even in pre-k he got beat up. The kids use to steal his blocks and beat him up during nap time
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