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BILL BAILEY BITES THE DUST "3RD"
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Bill Bailey found his first job, rented his own apartment,bought a car and thought he hadit made. Eight months later he was back home with hisparents. He didn't realize it takesboth dollars and ‘sense’ to make it on your own
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One Day Bill
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He trys to make it agin by getting his parents to help him but after 3 years they want him to try and live on him own but FAILS miserably.
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his* own
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He moves back in with his parents to get back on his feet again. He finds a better job and will try again later.
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he gets a raise and feel rich buys and apartment thats to much money and runs out of money
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after he runs out of money he ends up going to the bank for a loan to go to college
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When he goes to the bank to get a loan, he gets a loan of 2,500.00.
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So he goes to buy a toy cap gun from a man in black in an ally for some reason. then he is checking it out and shoots himself in the foot
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he ends up living with his parents for a while then tries to live on his own again
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When he gets shot in the foot he starts to cry like a little baby.
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After living with his parents they decide that they will pay half of his hospital bill so he can get started sooner and he goes to buy insurance so that the next time he has an accident he doesn't have to pay as much
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He decides to turn on his parents and tries to make it on his on and gets put in jail for stealing a car.
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his parents wouldnt bail him out
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a very nice car:))))
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while in jail he gets in a big fight over mashed potatoes
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he did not mean to steal a car he just thought it was his
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he meant to steal it.
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he didnt even get the mashed potatoes but got more time in jail
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and after he finds out that the car was stolen he takes it back and gets his vehical
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jk he didnt take it back
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but somehow he got out of jail and got his car.
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he is confused and out of jail
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Instead he gets mugged by the people he tries to take it back to
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pore billy! a lawyer bails him out once again!! and he gets married to her
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they grow up and have a great family because shes rich and they live happily ever after
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he gets divorced 3 years later and hit by a tractor
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and has six kids and has a new car
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and then is an angle and haunts people who are goody toshos
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but he cheats on her with a prison inmate
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and adopts 20 kids like angelina jolie
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i hope i get a good grade
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But then billy tries to leave but the prison inmate wont let him
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and hits him by another tractor
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shes crazy
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the prison inmates name is big blue
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*with
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and he gets that tattoo on his butt
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and his name is little red because he's a ginger
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and ran over by the no-till seed drill the tractor was oullin
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