Activity Feed
Find Random Story
WORD COUNT : 
  Zopler
BILL BAILEY BITES THE DUST 4TH
Started by
2 Likes, 0 Dislikes
Share This Story
Short URL:
- a while ago
Bill Bailey found his first job, rented his own apartment,bought a car and thought he hadit made. Eight months later he was back home with hisparents. He didn't realize it takesboth dollars and ‘sense’ to make it on your own
- a while ago
One Day Bill Bailey
- a while ago
decided to turn his life around. He started looking in the newspapers and online for a job.
- a while ago
He could not figure out a job so he.....
- a while ago
Took a stroll in the park he was having a wonderful time then he found a box with one hundred dollars in it he then....
- a while ago
Had much money and moved out of his parents house and rented a small apartment.
- a while ago
He then went online with money he had left to buy some stocks
- a while ago
then he was in the alley taking his trash out and fell down, broke his leg..
- a while ago
and then he didn't have money to pay the bill
- a while ago
now he is in debt
- a while ago
so he ran away and hid in the forest
- a while ago
but did not get very far because of his broke leg
- a while ago
And has 41 cats, 64 donkeys and has an island of goats that he has a crazy, and very disturbing fetish for..
- a while ago
penguins
- a while ago
so he went on a trail but was attacked by....
- a while ago
evil pancake beasts so...
- a while ago
a group of spider monkeys he got off of ebay then
- a while ago
he starts eating them
- a while ago
Then suddenly...
- a while ago
and he notice
- a while ago
a black bear
- a while ago
a big bear who likes penguins and billy smells like penguins
- a while ago
Bill now enjoys long walks in the park with Sally Sue while wearing only underpants.
- a while ago
Sally Sue also has a strange fetish.
- a while ago
sally sue is secretly a man.
- a while ago
but the fetish is..
- a while ago
Is that eating trash from the hobo stash?
- a while ago
then the black bear runs out of the woods and attacks sally
- a while ago
And she uses the black bear skin to cover herself like the guy from Joe Dirt
- a while ago
now her breath smells really bad like noahs lol
- a while ago
And her bad breathe kills Bill
- a while ago
But she is resusitated by an evil Scooby Doo
- a while ago
scooobbyyy dooooobbbyyy doooooo
- a while ago
and Jake comes along and eats bill
- a while ago
Jake then.....
- a while ago
took bills money and lived on the island with the goats.
- a while ago
then scooby doo threw skittles at them and yelled "Taste the Rainbow!!!"
- a while ago
eats sally
- a while ago
and mr.talyor gives everyone to much home work and we blame it on jake because he chill out with buying stocks
- a while ago
But Jake can not taste the rainbow because he got food poisoning from eating Bill and Sally and is now dead.
- a while ago
bills godmother gave him a magic knife and he kills jake from the inside
- a while ago
Say's forget this I'm investing in Google Stock
- a while ago
and katie hits jake
- a while ago
but he came back to life because chuck norris told him to
- a while ago
because he told him to
- a while ago
brett goes and beats billy up
- a while ago
Why does everyone want to kill Jake? Bill is the one that ate your mother..
- a while ago
and then Billy kills Austin and eats him.
- a while ago
because
- a while ago
bet jake
- a while ago
gets eaten by a choopacobra
- a while ago
and katie gets hit by ellen
- a while ago
austin comes back to life with a magic potion
- a while ago
and then Katie slits Austin's throat
- a while ago
then he happy
- a while ago
START OVER
- a while ago
and austin dies again
- a while ago
And then everyone kills Jake
- a while ago
and the potion gave him a weird feeling that makes him like guyss...
- a while ago
so chuck norris round house kick jake in the faces cause he let bill die.
- a while ago
And then Austin and Jake plot from the dead to revive as zombies
- a while ago
and then bill bailey sat on the toilet and read the news paper. THE END
- a while ago
but chuck Norris gets eaten by the choopacobra
- a while ago
And then Bill was like "maaaaan, ive got to stop doing these mushrooms"
- a while ago
Then Bethany dies cause she's hairy
- a while ago
uhoh sasquath is found and killed!!!!!
- a while ago
I like to watch Pawn Stars.
- a while ago
and then bill went to the kitchen and made a sandwich for himself. hahahah jk thats what his wife is for
- a while ago
hahaha and then Bill's wife slips rat poison into his sandwich
- a while ago
ellen then turns into a witch becausechuck died
- a while ago
But he is a dragon so he is immune to any poison!
- a while ago
a codom stlye
- a while ago
then, he realized that he was forever alone because he's a loser
- a while ago
there's a choopacobra in the back yard
- a while ago
But, Bill's wife is a wizard so she tames him, turns him into a human, and THEN poisons him
- a while ago
now he is very depressed
- a while ago
i like celery
- a while ago
%$&^&*$*%^%$^$^R$^$$^($%&$&($&^(^&$%^
- a while ago
he a loser like jake.and then sally sue got married to jake.
- a while ago
but divorced him soon after
- a while ago
Mayo is gross and white like you.
- a while ago
poor sally she probaly look like a rat
- a while ago
Brett and I then got married.
- a while ago
And then everyone shunned Jake because he is racist against mayo
- a while ago
but jake like men thats why he married sally sue.
- a while ago
Soon after we had 3 kids, one African American, one Nepelese, and one orange.
- a while ago
then brett dies and jake dies
- a while ago
then austin dies and everyone laffs
- a while ago
but come back to life
- a while ago
yay!!!!!
- a while ago
And dies again and every1 laughs
- a while ago
but then, Charlie the unicorn came and sang about Candy Mountain!
- a while ago
so i can be the most % .... here i go
- a while ago
Continue the story ...
- a while ago
Continue the story ...
- a while ago
NOTE
The story continues ...
- a while ago
Continue the story ...
- a while ago
Continue the story ...
- a while ago
Continue the story ...
- a while ago
now jake is on disability bc he has been killed so many times, so he loans bill money for his debt
- a while ago
Continue the story ...
- a while ago
Continue the story ...
- a while ago
Continue the story ...
- a while ago
Continue the story ...
- a while ago
You continue the stupid story JAKE!!!!
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
Bill buys stocks from Google.
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
jake shut up you marrie ellen and have yellow kids
- a while ago
jake once again dies
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THEEND
- a while ago
now jake like his unicorn and owes obama 30,000,000 dollars cause he bummed off him for so many years.
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
Buzzeo stop b4 i tell on you
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
But, bill loses all of his money and he is a hobo now and the hobo next door stole his left shoe
- a while ago
Stocks and economics
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
T5HE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
Ellen and I might get "marrie"
- a while ago
And then Mr taylor fails all of us because this story isnt about economics at all
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THEEND
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
Continue the story ..
- a while ago
bhjgbkksdfuhgbhsbghabsghbhkgbahdbgdghad
- a while ago
Continue tadghadghadklgj;kkkke story ...
- a while ago
bill gets out of debt because his stocks start doing well
- a while ago
oy mates ask if we can start over
- a while ago
if buzzeo say the end agian he dies.then ellen married jake and had 3 kids.
- a while ago
the end
- a while ago
the kids are yellow
- a while ago
it turns out the kids aren't actually jakes
- a while ago
They're Bill's.
- a while ago
Bill wants to start his own business, and to do that he will need funds for the operating costs. He then decides to buy CD's and use mutual funds to do so.
- a while ago
then buzzeo got hit in the head with a baseball bat,and then got beat up by the unicorn from candy mountian.
- a while ago
THE END
- a while ago
Then mr taylor won the lottery and quit his job
- a while ago
and gave me half of his profits
- a while ago
haaaalolololololololololololololoolololololololollooloolololololo- lolololololololololololololloolololololollololoololololooolololol- olllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllolololo- lololoolololoololbjsrhouishsurigkusrtgkutlturuirtuitrurturtututur- rttuittuituituitrtttttrtuiyuiuiuiuiuiuiuiuuiuiuiuiuiuiuiiuiuilolo- lollolololololoollo
- a while ago
and austin went to prison for tryin' to steal mr.taylor money and mr.taylor beat him up and say i pit a fool.then mr.taylor became the new mr.t.
- a while ago
broke yo neck
Login or Join to continue the story.