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BILL BITES THE DUST 3RD 2013
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- a while ago
Bill Bailey found his first job, rented his own apartment,bought a car and thought he had it made. Eight months later he was back home with his parents. He didn't realize it takes both dollars and ‘sense’ to make it on your own
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One Day
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Bill Bailey decided to go to college which also didn't work because women and alcohol got in the way...
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get some assets.
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His assets were to big and his parents didn't like his big assets so they kicked him out.
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and when they kicked him out he went to a dumpster and took a dump
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Thennnn.....
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some little kid saw him and has nightmares
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He started walking down the road.
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and saw dead animal andd ate it!!
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Then he threw up
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poor guy
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So he decided to take a nap on the Subway and got beat up by some old grandma.
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But while he was on the subway he was playing subway surfers
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He broke his leg and then some stranger kissed it and made it better
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And several hours later he died
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dernnnnn...
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he was sexy and he knew it
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i filled in a gap
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Then his chidren came to avenge his death
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where he was saved by a hobo and lived to get beat up by grandmas on a subway again
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Zombie?
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calm down granny
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who is the granny
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then the grim reaper sliced him into tiny pieces
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He obviously became a zombie.
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where a vampire bit him at the same time so he could live forever
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then he got ate by a lion
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When he became a zombie he came back and found the granny and ate her brains and left the rest of her in the dog lot and the dogs ate the rest.
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he woke up
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to a Liger
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no to sam
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they died.
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then he found out men was his true destiny
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The end... :)
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wow...
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then they ate the babies
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well turns out sam was actually a man
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told you
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and layla too
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wow @laylaAli is dumb
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Yup that's the story of Bill Bailey
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Best story EVER.
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to be continued...
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And he lived happily ever after... with his kids and layla in his belly :)
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THE END SO DONT PUT NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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or not......
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They all died
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i just had to have the last comment
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NO
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Then Justin Bieber came and saved the day :)
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NO! he got hit by a car. THE END
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Raccoon and Beavers
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and he was revieved
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Here we go again
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