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BILL BAILEY BITES THE DUST "3RD ! "
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Bill Bailey found his first job, rented his own apartment,bought a car and thought he had it made. Eight months later he was back home with his parents. He didn't realize it takes both dollars and ‘sense’ to make it on your own
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One Day :)
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He decided to get a job at Burger King so he could go back to his apartment.
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on the way home he gets into an car accident
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and he go hurt
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and he makes it our fine but his car is totaled
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His insurance company decided to be mean and not pay for much
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so now he is in trouble
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And he does not have a ride to work so he cant pay bills he needs aflack
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So now he sits on the side of the road and holds his thumb out for a ride
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so he rides a bike to work intil he makes money for a car
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And because hitchhiking is illegal, he get's arrested.
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and he spent the night in jail
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He ask his parents to bail him out of jail and now he owes them even more money.
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Once he's out of jail he goes to a loan shark for money.
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He asked for one billion dollars
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And because he can't pay it back, they break his kneecaps
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but he doesn't get it
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and can't get
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a pet chicken
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that gets eaten
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by Justin Bieber
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(the ignorant git)
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cause he likes chicken
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this act contributed to why the world soon hated Justin Bieber even more
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and corn
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and spongebob
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he goes to town for a job
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Patrick Star
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ran the store
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eats him
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The mob continues to harass him.
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god his life sucked
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then him and Selena Gomez has 30 kids
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he began to wonder where it all went wrong
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its still alive when he eats it, the chicken keeps kicking him then he dies. THE END
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and he wants a cooike
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he was born
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it went wrong when he ate that chicken
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His parents wish him back using the Dragon Balls
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death
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then he goes and works on a farm for 20 years to pay off all the money he owes his parents and to afford his apparment then later he gets married owes a farm has 10 kids to help and they all go hunting and fishing thats how they get thier dinner and the kids names are betty lou jim bob jordyn jasmine devin jocab hannah bobertnoah alyssa he got probation for having moonshine so he can thow justin beiber in front of a train cause aint anybody allowed to eat his chickens but his family and it has to be fried
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and the word was destroyed by Friza
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The mob takes his family hostage, they ask for $1000 dollars in return for them.
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jim and bob ends up marrying each other
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Jim and Bob get arrested for soliciting incest
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they bail out of jail
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they movedto west Virginia
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then Justin Bieber wakes up. The End. Swag
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