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BILL BAILEY BITES THE DUST "4TH ! "
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- a while ago
Bill Bailey found his first job, rented his own apartment,bought a car and thought he had it made. Eight months later he was back home with his parents. He didn't realize it takes both dollars and ‘sense’ to make it on your own
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One Day :)
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he decided he needed to learn and make money,So he became a nanny for a rich family with three children.
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but all he ever did was sit around and make a bigger mess therefore he was then fired.
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He got a job and worked really hard and saved money up to get his own house.
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Because he got the job as a nanny for the president he learned a lot but continued to make minimum wage.
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then the president got assassinated and he lost his job again
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he then took over the president and began to run the country
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but this was to much stress for bill and he cracked under pressure an ended up in a Loony bin.
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Bill stayed in there for six months then when he got out Bill then found a job at Walmart
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but he didn't like that job so he quit and found a job as a nanny once again.
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The children he babysat hated him.They tortured him relentlessly. He then became so angry that he killed them and....
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he became happy
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But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
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He then got a wife and got her pregnant.
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then he found a job at the worst resteraunt in america....... Taylors cooking...
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then he went to Afghanistan
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unfortunatly he died from food poisining and had to go to the hostpital
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then he was saved by this man
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no hospitals in afghanistan
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hey go back to being dead >:O
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Then Bill meet a homeless man, in a ditch named..... Tylor Brown
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who had got hit by a taco truck a few days before
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im taylor
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Then a Godly voice tells the class to get back on to the story line.
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Bill was driving this taco truck.. where he then drove off a cliff and died. the 3 children he nannied cremated him and threw his ashes into the grand canyon
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once he got thrown in ther grand canyon the wind took his ashes and cblew them in the gtrill of a car and then it flew out and a tour bus hit it and it took it back to his home town and it flew in his houses vent and his mom drank some tea and the ash flew in the cup.
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