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..1RST BILL BAILEY BITES THE DUST
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- a while ago
Bill Bailey found his first job, rented his own apartment,bought a car and thought he had it made. Eight months later he was back home with his parents. He didn't realize it takes both dollars and ‘sense’ to make it on your own
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One Day ????
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he lost his job and lived on the street
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He asked his parents for money.
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His parents didn't give him any
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but then the zombie apocalypse hit and he joined a group and he was happy
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Bill Bailey 9 months later had a little girl named Wade Bailey. The ugliest little girl in the world, she took all his money and she was just so ratchet that he had to give her up for adoption.
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A mysterious man emerged from the fog, approaching him with a sly, fox-like smile. And then he left.
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no one wanted to buy her.
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so he left her on the streets alone
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she worked on the corner for money
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He fell asleep and dreamed that he lost his job to another guy and he lost his house and vehicle he lived in a box on the side of the road and one day a dump truck came and picked him up bc they didnt know somebody was living in it.... poor hobo
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then she sold herself to a pimp
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But nobody came
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And then something happened to him at a point in time involving himself and another obstacle.
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Wade then grew up knowing she had done the dirty. She wanted to change her life when she met the man of her life, Ben Elwell.
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But he rejected her and wade ran away and never came back
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And meanwhile there was probably some guy eating chips.
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then he met a girl named jesse davis
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then ben felt bad so he ran after her and searched for her for a whole year
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Wade and her 7 children then moved to detroit and worked in sweatshops, too bad the children were uglier than Wade.
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But than Ben came back and knew it just wasn't right to leave her
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wade eventually killed this girl named jesse
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But then he got hit by a Prius.
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BUT THEN HE RELIZED SHE WAS UGLY AND STOPPED LOOKING FOR HER
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ben and wade got married a year later and had a beautiful child
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One year later Ben then proposed to Wade, too bad Ben was so broke that he could only afford an onion ring...
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Than she went and got plastic surgery so Ben wouldn't know it was her
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Definitely a boob job
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Ben killed himself
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wade was so devastated
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then they all died. the end.
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back to billy
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Then billy's twin brother came along as a woman!!
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Billy the grandpa was so mad at Wade that he choked her.
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Billy's best friend Ben hooked him up with Wade
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back to billy, yes.. he finally found his way back to wade because he was living in a land fill. he missed his little girl so much
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wade is dead. move on.
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not the Ben killed himself
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that*
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But he had life insurance so it's okay.
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ben Resurrected
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ben is not jesus.. or is he
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no he didn't
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Billy went and got another job as a pizza delivery guy
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Years later Mr.Taylor met Ben and Wade holding hands in the park, still broke because they live in the park. Mr.Taylor gave Wade 5 dollars so Wade would shut up and stop begging for money.
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Ben is dead and is in heaven far away from wade
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they later found out ben faked his death and took the life insurance money
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And then Billy met a hairless cat named Rodriguez.
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But he failed at faking his death and died actually
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Mr. Taylor also gave them a speech about how to save and earn money and think positive thoughts. He said "our bodies are 75% water, and according to dr emoto if you think positive good things will happen,"
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Wade couldn't take Ben's death so she killed herself too
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Rodriguez took Billy out for some frozen yogurt. And Rodriguez only speaks french by the way.
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But she was Jesus in disguise
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At Ben and Wades funeral, Billy met a old woman named Ashdon. They later started dating.
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Rodriguez happened to know someone that could perform some weird thing on ben and bring him back to life
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The feline and Billiam enjoyed their yogurt.
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ben and wade back to life
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Ashdon is allergic to hairless cats
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then jesus turned ben into a donkey
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so where's billy..
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Billy put Rodriguez in a circus and made lots of money at the shows.
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Ben and Wade were out on a date celebrating their awakening. But Ben noticed something out of the corner of his eye. His mother was also on a date with Wades father.
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then there was a girl vita walking down the road she was deaf and blind they called her the second Helen keller
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she was hit by a bus
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Rodriguez set the circus on fire. He's an arsonist.
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Evelyn
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Vita started singing I will survive!!
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Ashdon is Wade's mother? plot twist.
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Billy opened a savings account that he deposited $100 a month into.
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a recording artist noticed vita's marvelous singing and signed her a conract
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Ashdon and wade they fell in love and had a weird mother daughter relationship freaksss!!!!
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The bus hit Vita so hard that she gained the ability to see and hear again. But little did she know Wade was jealous of her.
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Ashdon adopted Vita so Wade could have a sister
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Vita got called to the office.
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she was deaf she sucked so the recording artist threw her in front of a bus to save the world from her voice!!!
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tone deaf*
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Rodriguez bought Hasbro and sold it for half its value.
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Later Vita took the stage name of Rebecca Black
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Then no one ever heard of Vita anymore after Friday.
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jesse came back to life as a zombie and was killed again
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And charlie bit his finger and went to candy mountain.
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Poor Jesse.
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not really he deserved it
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your shunned karli
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everyone called him no thumb
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Charlie that really hurt
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Ashdon went broke and had to go into the career of hookery and selling cheap shoes.
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Since the economy was down, she made good money selling shoes.
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jesse was her first customer
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Rodriguez is secretly batman.
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Jesse didn't have any one dollar bills, so she just threw pennies at her. I make it rain
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ouch
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Rodriguez went to the wig store and bought fake fur so people would stop calling him Rufus.
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Jesse is now broke from spending all of his pennies in one place
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A dollar in pennies make her holla honey boo boo child
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Wade walked up in the club like "whaddup i got a big clock"
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Jesse drowned in a fountain trying to get more money.
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Wade is secretly Flava Flave. she goes by Wade to keep it on the down low.
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She's gonna be the very best. That no one ever was.
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Ashdon is just Snooki without her tan, no Jersey Shore for her this year.
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soo ashdons got a babyy then..
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Jersey Shore is nothing without Snooki
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true
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To catch them is her real test.
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then they all died. the end.
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