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2ND BILL BAILEY BITES THE DUST
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- a while ago
Bill Bailey found his first job, rented his own apartment,bought a car and thought he had it made. Eight months later he was back home with his parents. He didn't realize it takes both dollars and ‘sense’ to make it on your own
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One day ??
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He got robbed and lost all his money!
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He got stole on and didn't know what to do. He lost all of his money, he had no way to pay for anything. He should've been packing, or something.
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He was in a lot of debt and had to file for bankruptcy
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So he decided it best to finally go and get a job before he had to go back to live in his parents garage.
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he set out to find his job in the local stores and found one at...
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wal-mart but...
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The job wasn't paying enough, so he had to go look for another one.
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Life decided to happen and Billy had an spontaneous kidney failure and need immediate surgery but billy did not have insurance.
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So he had to suffer and he died from a kidney failure.
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it hurt
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so he had to find a job so he can pay for his surgery
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Then he tasted the rainbow.......the magical properties of the rainbow made him alive
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he awoke from the terrible and confusing dream and he started looking for insurance
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He got shocked by lightning and it started his heart back up and his kidneys
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When he awoke there was a loud screeching in his ears
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Billy was tripping pretty hard on acid the previous night and woke up from a pretty intense dream that made him realize he needed to quit doing drugs or just acid and get insurance.
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When he got insurance, he realized that he had leftover money and he used that to get more acid (:
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That party last night, was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it
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then his acid dealer shot him
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I tripped my [email protected] off, and had this one girl, completely naked, aaaaye
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He is trying to start his own life so instead of buying the usual amount of acid from Rico the acid dealer he bought half that and some groceries.
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The dealer didn't kill him, though
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The groceries he got were laced with nitrogen vanilla
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He then tripped out horribly, and wakes up in the hospital
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His parents kicked him out, and now he's living on the streets with no job or money
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While in the hospital he meets a beautiful nurse
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The nurse happens to have some more nitrogen vanilla......
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But wait theres more.....
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She also has nitrogen CHOCOLATE!!!!1
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Plot twist.....
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Then, he decided to become a peddler. He lived on the other side of the tracks under the highway, and there he started his life as a pot peddler, sellin' dope to anybody who came by
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After waking in the hospital he realized that he did remember to get insurance so he was set and decided to buy more acid and celebrate with friends in VEGAS BABY!
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She dies terribly
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He then later got more involved in the game, and killed 3 guys for "taking his turf".
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He catches std's in vegas
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He got caught by an undercover cop sellin' , and got locked up in federal prison
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He went for two years, then spent half a year in rehab. He went to ITT and started his career as a computer technician
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While in VEGAS BABY billy win $100,000,000 playing the slot and blew half of it on acid. ( THATS ALOT OF ACID)
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Which went pretty well..
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A bank robber just dropped 300 millions off in his yard while running away from the FBI
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He now makes $47,000 a year, and is living a bright, wonderful life
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THE END
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False ending..
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just kidding
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But The End is Just begining
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Now he owns Apple and makes millions of dollars a year...
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And he said mom im rich what now
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After clearing his head of all of those acid parties Billy was able to take the remaining $50,000,000 and get his life on track, he went to rehab and kicked acid for good, bought a house, a car, paid off his debts, and hired a hot maid.
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Pay me back some that money you borrowed
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Luke Young plots with Izzy Easterling secretively, and they go to Bill's house, shoot up him and his family, and jack all of his money and drugs, becoming trap lords of the East Side
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They get away clean...
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Ever heard of the dyslexic atheist?
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He's certain there is no dog
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