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3RD BILL BAILEY BITES THE DUST
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- a while ago
Bill Bailey found his first job, rented his own apartment,bought a car and thought he had it made. Eight months later he was back home with his parents. He didn't realize it takes both dollars and ‘sense’ to make it on your own
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One Day ???
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Bill decided to go get a better education.
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then he gets his car stolen on the way to class
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So then his girlfriend has to drive him.
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Billy realized that he wasn't paying his bills on time.
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Billy is now living off his parents and trying to get back on his feet by getting a job. This time he plans to keep the job, move ahead and not end up back at his parents house for the second time. Also, he decided to go back to school so, he can get a good paying job.
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But then his girlfriend breaks up with him
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And Billy has a mental breakdown
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his girlfriend realizes that stuff is going on with him, so they get back together.
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and billy ex dates his brother
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And rethinks his future.
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Bill recovered from the breakdown and was able to finish school
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Billy now attends local support groups every week.
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Billy then suddenly changes into a hamster
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then he gets his brother involved with his boyfriend
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Billy goes to Virginia Western to try and get his associates degree in......
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ballerzlife is jake
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Then a scientist helps him become normal again.
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Billy wants to be a nurse.
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Billy got attacked by a dog, got rabies and couldn't be treated so he's homeless
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but fails because his whip around his girlfriend
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But then he gets therapy
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then he gets a job as circus clown
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billy has never had a good life
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Then Billy gets a job
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but the job turns out to be helping prisoners get to a new better life
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but then he sees one of the clowns fall of and dies, so then he changes his mind
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who is brian
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Then he lived happily ever after............ SIKE
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Billy wins the lottery buys a house, gets a car then gets charged for using counterfeit money
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buts spends all the money and goes broke
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now Billy is in debt.
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And Billy's dad offers him a job at the family store'
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then he gets a job as a pimp
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his pimp job fails
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Billy has a horrible life
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billy now is the local pimp inhis town
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sike he was dreaming all this
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Then he gets a job at body central
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Billy was stupid and spent all of his money in one place instead of paying off his debt
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so he gets all that money then he loses all his girls and then he goes crying to his mommy
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he goes homeless and eats food out the trash
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Billy was depressed from everyone making up stories about his life
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then a super raccoon saves Billy
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then the trashcan eats him
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He then gets sick, and goes to the hospital for a couple of days.
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then he gets a job as a trashcan
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then doctor say he only has 5 hours to live
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Billy has a new raccoon fur hat
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BILLY TWERKS FOR FOODSTAMPS EVRY TUESDAY AND THURSDAY AND MONDAY
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then suddenly billy wakes up from this massive dream and is happy it wasnt true.
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then miley cryus comes and says that is my job you leave or i kill you with my uglyness
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The trashcan twerks for Billly
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then miley and billy get arrested to twerking in public
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Khalilla twerks for Billy on Mondays and Wednesdays.
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Billy files bankruptcy
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Billy becomes the incredible Hulk
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hahaha lol
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then the thing shots him
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then billy gets paid for twerking for the ratches every weekend
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And then he rampages all over the city.
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I love silly Billy (:
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in the trash can he finds a bible with 10,000 dollars in it and he accepts Jesus and pays off his debt and now becomes a missionary on the streets
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THEN BILLY FINDS JESUS
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Billy got on the right track, but it was a train track and he gets ran over
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Billy goes to rehab and files bankruptcy
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hahaha then he gets a girlfriend named Khalilla and then she twerks for him and then she shots him
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he gets a job and begins a savings plan
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Billy then becomes Gandalf after the radiation fades
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in a few years , with his parents help he buys a car and starts community college
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While in rehab, Billy meets Jesilyn and she twerks for him everyday
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And he yells, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"
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BILLY PULLS A GTA AND STEALS ALL THE MONEY FROM THE POLICE
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while there he meets a few friends and they become close
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then he gets a job as a murderer to get more money
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Billy was air lifted to the hospital but a meteor hits the helicoper and it lands on a deserted island
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Chief kief made a song about rehaab...
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then he gets a job to kill someone named miss cuff
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Billy then met Kahlila at an AA meeting.
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keif*
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Plot twist: Billy actually does something that isn't illegal.
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On the island he does some serious life thinking
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or how ever u spell it
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BILLY GOES IN A SPIRAL AND STARTS DOING DRUGS AND KILLS IS BRAIN CELLS
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then he met jesus then he shot him
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Billy meets Captain Jack Sparrow on the island
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Billy buys a dog and it turns out to be a tiger and eats him but he survived
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Plot Twist: billy on the block errrrry day doing what he gotta do to survive an selling.. SHOE LACES
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Billy's life became positive.....for disease
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then he becomes a robber and stills noahs lebrons
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Billy opens his own store selling shoe laces.
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suddenly , everything in his life changed from a decision he just made
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Billy starts going to church every Wednesday,Saturday,and Sunday.
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Billy invests in the NYSE on a google stock
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BILLY MOMMY STARTED YELLING AT BILLY AND NOW HES TRYING TO FIND A JOB
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shoes cracks
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He finds super glue to fix his shoes...then they get glued to cement
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BILLY FOUGHT JESUS AND NOW HIS A PREACHER
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billy gets a pickaxe from a random dwarf
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who won jesus or billy
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JESUS
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Jesus loves billy
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Billy loves jelly
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jelly love penut butter
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gosh i had two mill on billy thanks noah
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peanut butter loves bread
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SO A WORKS IN A JELLY STORE
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bread loves jesus
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MAKE HIS LIFE BETTER
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Jesus loves everyone
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Jesus and Billy love King
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Billy eats all the bread and becomes 700 pounds and becomes a model
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Except Allen
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- ooooo then jesus made billy with his big ole juicy big mac then jesus made billy with his big ole juicy big mac
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BILLY AND KHALIALIA GET MARRIED AND START A FAMILY
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Billy realizes the people narrating his life are high school students, so he hires Morgan Freeman. Mr. Freeman gives Billy a job and promising future.
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then he had 12 kids with with her
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THE BILLY DUMPS KHALILAIA BECAUSE SHE ONLY WANTS TO TWERK
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im beautiful cause i look like taylor swift
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then she runs her over with a lawn mower
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Mr. Freeman becomes broke because of Billy, pushes him off a bridge goes to jail and Freemnan is no longer a "free man"
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he my badf
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im so pretty cause i look like oprah
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stop it oprah
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Im so gorgeous cause i look like woopi goldberg
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then he kills warden freeman
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then oparh sot him with a 12 gauge
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AFTER THE BREAK UP WITH KHALILAIA BILLY GOES BROKE BECAUSE KHALILAI BROUGHT HOME THE MONEY TWERKING
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i love my stripe sweater cause i feel like bill cosby
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A magical patch of moss that looks suspiciously like Al Pachino rises from the ground and gives Billy 2k
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I AM THE REAL RIFF RAFF
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WITH THE 2K HE SPENT IT ON FOOD
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wheres my money garret
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spends it on another twerkingbuddy
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oh be quiet
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HAHAHAH KENDAL!
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I MEAN KHALIA
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then he had 900000000 iids with huntley
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kids
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sheesh this is more like a chatroom now..
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yes it is
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Billy bought sour patch kids and there factory was invaded by roaches and he became an exterminator and was rich and then parasites ate all of his money
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c/o 2k14
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no
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if anyone got my al pachino moss then they should know it came from the show The Big Bang Theory
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then huntley dies on her last one and she was only 16
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HUNTLEY AND KHALILAIA TEAM UP AND BECOME THE TWERKING GIRLS AND PERFORM AT THE TOWN barber shop for .25 cent a dance
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Shout out to allll MY HITTAZ, BANG BANG OBLOCK
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3HUNNIT
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Walruses take over the earth
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but huntley was a slut because all of her kids were by different people
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Billy has had a very interesting life
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HUNTLEY AND KHALILA HAVE A FALL OUT BECAUSE KHALIAIA CANT TWERK AND HUNTLEY WAS MAKING FUN OF HER
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ok miss cuff
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Billy found Alen and fought him because Huntley's his sister
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Snoop Dawgg came in and did the commentary of the battle
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then i killed him
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THE END
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THEN I RAN OVER LTB
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SO AFTER THE FALL OUT HUNTLEY STARTED HE OWN TWERKING GROUP CALLED " TWERK FOR THE NEEDY "
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Noah wants to be needy
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Allen tried to twerk, broke his back and became paralyzed and sexually harassed by wolfs
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THEN ALL OF THE PEOPLE were biggest friends then it was over
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then rugrat came and hit a dog
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Noah became a wolf and harassed Allen too
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then rugrat had kids with noah
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KHALILIA BEGGED HUNTLEY TO GET BACK IN THE GROUP SO HUNTLEY DID AND THE TWERKING GIRLS BEGAN TWERKING THEN KHALILA GOT A LITTLE TO FREAKY FOR HUNTLEY SO SHE KICKED HER OUT
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Allen was charged with being a pedophile for stalking little boys
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Then Allen became a wolf
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then i shot all the animals
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BILLY DIED OFF OR IS MISSING BECAUSE NO ONE HAS HEARD OF HIM
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(Allen how can you shoot if you are a animal?)
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them i shot a rugrat
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my mouth
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(nvm)
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ha
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Allen went jail for shooting a "rugrat"
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named idoit boy
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then noah tryed to date khalilah
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Billy sued everyone for cyber bullying, the end
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